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The Book of Emo Anecdotes

THE BOOK OF EMO ANECDOTES
Written by Yomomma

1. I am trapped in a hallway with only one door at the end... But the hallway has no end. I have gone too far in, so I cannot go back, so there is no way out.

2. Everyone will one day face the same fate, but I will face mine sooner.

3. My only friend, my imaginary friend, is telling me to do bad things... Very bad...

4. What is your favorite color? Mine is red. The color of BLOOD!!!

5. My life is like a soap opera. The longer I withstand, the worse it gets...

6. Life is like a black hole. It sucks you in, and there is no way out except death.

7. If I had three wishes, I'd wish for everyone to forget me, for it to be as if I was never here, and death.

8. The only point in life is the tip of my knife.

9. Roses are red, like blood. Roses also have thorns, which I use to release mine.

10. Life is full of pain, but if there is no life, there is no pain.

11. Roses are red, violets are blue. Just like blood, before it leaves you.

12. My life is like a toilet. The spiraling downward motion makes me feel sick.

13. Math equation: Life = Pain.

14. When I look into the mirror, I don't see a reflection. I only see death.

15. DETH

16. Math time! Friends = Pain. Enemies = Pain. Friends = Enemies.

17. Love's just another lost memory in my lost mind.

18. Violence is not the answer. Death is.

19. If I had to choose between life and death, I'd choose life, then death.

20. I live in death, but to die, I cannot live. So I settle by living on the outside while my inside decays into nothingness.

21. My heart is shrouded in darkness, and darkness is where the light fears to shine. People tell me I should fear it too, but my soul has already seeped into the deep abyss that is darkness.

22. Life is the worst possible fate any one human being could ever receive.

23. My life. Going. Going. Gone.

24. If life is death, and death is life, I want to live.

25. Life is like an arrow. It pierces through you and tortures your soul.

26. Life is like a little brother. Crazy and usually bites you.

27. Sometimes I feel as if I am in a box that is slowly getting smaller by the minute.

28. I <3 DETH

29. Emo is just a fad. I'll probably get over it when I die.

30. Time is my worst enemy. Every second I live is another second of pain and suffering.

31. Every second of the day, I wait patiently for my time to come.

32. Sometimes I feel as if I am the only person alive, isolated by pain and agony.

33. Life is just another way of saying pain.

34. Life is like a lecture. It goes on and on with no reason.

35. I sometimes feel as if I am an apple, falling far from the tree of counseling.

36. Life is like a vacuum. It sucks.

37. Life would be better if I didn't exist.

38. Pain is my only friend.

39. I once had tea with the grim reaper.

40. Sometimes I feel as if I am drowning, suffocating in the tight grasp of life.

41. If you put enough emo people into one room, it could cause a great depression.

42. I do not fear death. I fear life.

43. I surrendered to life with a white flag soaked in blood.

44. Mr. Owl, how many slits does it take for my wrist to pop?

45. Confusion is far from what we feel.

46. There are two types of pain. Emotional and physical. Emotional Pain + Physical Pain = Death.

47. I sometimes feel that if I cut myself, I will bleed pain.

48. Straight lines are not straight. They are death.

49. If life is pie, I want to eat my life, but I'll probably eat it anyways.

50. The deep abyss that is darkness is my home.

~~~~~KREDITZ~~~~~
All by Yomomma except:
#16 by Fatalfasion
#17 by Fae
#23 and #25 by Michael H.
#41 by Sam

~~~~~SPECIAL THANKS~~~~~
David R.
Zach
Mikey
Emmie

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